6 men to be dropped off on an island for 6 weeks...

(a friend shared this with me... enjoy...)

Six married men will be dropped on an island
with one car and 4 kids each for six weeks

Each kid plays two sports and either takes
music or dance classes.

There is no fast food.

Each man must take care of his 4 kids, keep
his assigned house clean, correct all homework,
complete science projects, cook, do laundry,
and pay a list of "pretend" bills with not
enough money.

In addition... each man will have to budget
in money for groceries each week.

Each man must also take each child to a
doctor's appointment, a dentist appointment,
and an appointment for a haircut. He must also
make cookies or muffins for a social function.

Each man will be responsible for decorating
his own assigned house, planting flowers outside
and keeping it presentable at all times.

The men will only have access to television
when the kids are asleep and all chores are
done.

There is only one TV between them and there
is NO REMOTE!

Each father will be required to know all of
the words to every stupid song that comes on
TV and the name of each and every repulsive
character on cartoons.

The men must shave their legs, wear makeup
daily, which they will apply themselves either
while driving or making four lunches.

They must adorn themselves with jewelry, wear
uncomfortable, but stylish shoes, keep their
nails neatly polished and eyebrows groomed.

During one of the six weeks they will have to
endure severe stomach cramps, back aches and
have extreme, unexplained mood swings but never
once complain or slow down from other duties.

They must attend weekly church and find time at
least once to spend the afternoon at the park or
a similar setting. He will need to read 2 stories
with the children each night, bathe them, dress
them, brush their teeth and comb their hair each
morning by 7:00.

A test will be given at the end of the six weeks
and each father will be required to know all of
the following information without even thinking:

1. each child's birthday, height, weight, shoe size,
clothes size and doctor's name. Also the child's
weight at birth, length, time of birth and length
of labor.

2. each child's favorite color, middle name,
favorite snack, favorite song, favorite drink,
favorite toy, biggest fear and what they want
to be when they grow up.

They must clean up after their sick children
at 3:00 a.m. and then spend the remainder of the
day tending to that child and waiting on them
hand and foot until they are better.

Each man will have to make an Indian hut model
with six toothpicks, a tortilla and one marker;
and get a 4 year old to eat a serving of peas.

The kids vote them off the island based on
performance. The last man wins only if....
he still has enough energy to be intimate with
his spouse at a moment's notice.

If the last man does win, he can play the game
over and over and over again for the next 18-25
years... eventually earning the right to be
called Mother!!