Computer Women...

HARD-DISK WOMAN:
She remembers everything forever.

RAM WOMAN:
She forgets about you the moment you turn her off.

WINDOWS:
Everyone knows she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

SCREENSAVER WOMAN:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!

FTP WOMAN:
Difficult to access.

SERVER WOMAN:
Always busy when you need her.

MULTIMEDIA WOMAN:
She makes horrible things look beautiful.

CD-ROM WOMAN:
She is always faster and faster.

EMAIL WOMAN:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

VIRUS WOMAN:
Also known as wife. When you're not expectin her, she comes, installs herself n uses all your resourses. If you try to uninstall her you'll lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you'll lose everything...

OPEN-SOURCE WOMAN:
Requires a lot of work but worth every minute & allows everyone to contribute to better her function.



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