Guitarist - Andy McKee ... a new favorite of Mine...

I find his music extremely relaxing and thought you might as well...

enjoy....

Andy McKee....


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Ranting About Co-Workers...

not sure why you eMailed a copy of your letter to me...
although you do know I like a good giggle...

yes, I will post it here for you....

EVERY - read and have a good giggle...
I bet you could sit and write one about your co-workers too...

LOL....

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To the women who work in my office... I hate you

Hot girl that works in sales- When you wear that brown skirt with the white flower on the bottom and you sit down, we can all see that you don’t wear panties.

Fat woman who works in suite 19- I don’t know exactly what you do for this company, but I know far too much about your personal life. When you talk to your boyfriend on company time, please refrain from telling him it felt so good when he slipped his hard dick into your fat ass! Yea I heard that, and so does everyone else that walks by your suite when you are on the phone. It’s disgusting, and we don’t want to hear about it, so keep your voice down.

Girl with the bright blonde weave who works in reception- I don’t know how you got your job, you are so uneducated it makes me sick. Did you graduate grammar school? I think I would respect you more if the answer to that is no. I want to throw a rock at your face every time I walk by when you are answering the phone and you say something like “who you callin’ for?” or “he in a meetin’ right now” or my personal favorite, “who this is?” I bet the people on the other end of the phone want to throw a rock at your face too. I also can’t stand when I get message notes from you that are written like so: Mr. Smith called hes wanting to kno wen he shuld ecspect the letter of aprovle. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? It amazes me that the only two things in your job description are answering phones and taking phone messages and you can’t do either of those things!

Blonde woman who works for accounting- I know that you are 30, not 25 and I also know that at the Christmas party last year you had sex with the bosses son in the broom closet and that he got you pregnant. Please don’t insult me in front of our coworkers again or I will tell everyone.

Tall girl in design with the short brown hair- You have horrendous body odor! I’m not talking a little stench here and there I am talking everyday when you walk into the building people drop dead. I don’t know how you don’t notice it. I’m going to buy you deodorant for Christmas.

Middle age woman who works in reception- Your job is not that hard. You answer phones, put people on hold, and take messages. I don’t care that you were up late cleaning the house or that you sat up all night waiting for you delinquent son to get home, that does not give you a reason to get rude with a customer or walk around bitching about how your job is so stressful. Half of us come in still drunk from the night before, but we never yell at clients, bitch about our family members or say our jobs are soooo hard.

35 year old secretary- You have a 20 year old son, and a 15 year old son... yet you dress like you are 16. I would be embarrassed to be your children. Oh and you look really stupid when you wear that plaid school-girl skirt with the white tights and hooker boots. This is an office... not a brothel.

Boss’ old receptionist- My name is not, John, Jason, Jack, Jim or Jared… it’s Evan.

Pregnant bitch- There is only one of you, so no need for further description but let it be known that you are not the first person to ever get knocked up! You are not the first person to get heart burn, you are not the first person to get morning sickness. You are not the first person to pee their pants because the baby put too much pressure on your bladder and you certainly are not the first person who has had strange cravings for cheese and anchovies. Stop complaining about it!

Pretty girl who is head of the writing department- You are the only girl who works in this office that I can stand. You greet me every morning with a bright smile and a cheery hello. And you are so damn smart. No wonder you are 22 and head of the department that could pretty much make or break our company. One time I asked you the Circumference of the earth and you kew it! Usually I would think that is weird and dork but from you, I find it really hot. I also like that you are the only girl in the company that hasn't slept with someone that works with us. But for the record, if you slept with me, I wouldn't respect you any less.

Little intern girl- You are so cute with your stringy brown hair, acne and braces but your coffee skills are lacking. All I ever want is a large black coffee but you seem to thing that I would rather a low-fat latte, or a caramel machiato, or even a Chai Tea. Nope I don't want those, I just want a damn black coffee! Also, you obviously don't know your alphabet because my filing cabinet is a mess. F does not come after R, sweetie. Do you want to flunk the class you are doing this internship for? No? You better shape your ass up and get me the right coffee then!

Hispanic girl who works in design- You wear way too much makeup, I hate that you draw your eyebrows on, and I'm pretty sure you have an adams apple and are a man.


* no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests



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Christmas - Light Extravaganza

Super Neat Christmas Light Display Set to Music...

Enjoy.... Watch this....

Secret Santa - Reveals Identity

picture:
Washington Post Giving inspired by Secret Santa
Kansas City Star, MO - 15 hours ago
... with all of the negative campaigning and so much trouble in the world and in ... Each year, Ivanov said, he awaited the story of Secret Santa driving through ...
He's Santa Blue Springs Examiner
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Devvo - have a GOOD Laugh...

I got such a kick out of some of the YouTubes this guy has shared...

he also makes cartoons...

I'll show you some in a bit...

here - enjoy this - giggle...




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Jonathan Leger

Interesting fellow I came across recently...

I would like you to meet: Jonathan Leger


About Jonathan Leger

Jonathan Leger has been online since before the World Wide Web was born. He has been writing commercial software since he was 14, and spent 8 years in the corporate world as a software developer before striking out on his own.

He's the creator of a number of well known and respected AdSense software products such as AdSense Gold and Translation Gold.

Jonathan is a serious Bible student. He is married to a wonderful woman, Natalie, and has a teenager daughter, Janelle, both of whom he loves very much.
Spread the word


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Willie Weed.... Willie Nelson... Willie Nelson's Tour Bus....

Willie Weed.... Willie Nelson... Willie Nelson's Tour Bus....

Willie Nelson - - - NEWSFLASH....

This just in: Willie Nelson likes his herb.

The country outlaw is back on the road again after a pot-powered pitstop early Monday.


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Pug rescues...

If you love dogs... pugs in particular... you
will thoroughly enjoy the Pug Rescue Pictures
I have for you here

See Molly freely gives kisses and rolls over for belly rubs.

Isn't she and adorable pug dog ??

If you'd like to share your pug dog pictures - by all
means contact me - I can put them up here for you
and your friends and family to enjoy...

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Ricky Skaggs Tour Bus Kills Man...

Bluegrass star Ricky Skaggs Tour Bus was reported in the
Nashville Tennessean to have hit and killed a man walking
onto Interstate 24. The identity of the man killed has not
yet been identified. The bus driver was not at fault.

Such a sad thing to have to experience...

Our prayers go out to all involved...
Including the members of the Highway Patrol in Tennessee and
any Medical Personnel involved...



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Elvis Preseley's Former Memphis Home - Auction OFF at eBay for Over $800 Thousand Dollars to Magician Uri Gellar...

Elvis Preseley's former Memphis home
was recently on eBay Auctions...

the surprising winning bidder was magician
Uri Gellar with a reported bid of over
$800 thousand dollars...

It was reported though that the home was
instead sold off to someone else...
now creating a situation where Uri Gellar
was reported to have said that he is going
to sue...


We'll have to watch the developments and
news related to this one...

I am an Elvis Presley fan - which is
what drew my attention to this story
to begin with...

I am looking for a picture of the house...
if anyone see one - let me know where it
is online - so I can also go take a peek
at it...

thanks...

~Bell

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